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Johnson, Owen, 1878-1952

"Murder in Any Degree"


I particularly abominate Art Nouveau furniture."
"So do I."
"Our dining-room is distinctly Grand Rapids."
"Now, George!"
"It is."
"Well, it was your Aunt Susan."
"It was, but who suggested it? I pass over the bedrooms. I will simply
say that they are nightmares. Expensive nightmares! I come to the
lamps--how many have we?"
"Fourteen."
"Fourteen atrocities, imitation Louis Seize, bogus Oriental, feathered,
laced and tasseled. So much for useful presents. Now for decoration. We
have three Sistine Madonnas (my particular abomination). Two, thank
heaven, we can inflict on the next victims, one we have got to live with
and why?--so that each of our three intimate friends will believe it his
own. We have water colors and etchings which we don't want, and a
photograph copy of every picture that every one sees in every one's
house. Some original friend has even sent us a life-size, marble
reproduction of the Venus de Milo. These things will be our artistic
home. Then there are vases--"
"Now you are losing your temper.


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