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Saki, 1870-1916

"Beasts and Super-Beasts"


"What!" shouted Colonel Hampton, "you've taken the abominable liberty of
turning my wife into a wolf, and now you stand there calmly and say you
can't turn her back again!"
To do strict justice to Leonard, calmness was not a distinguishing
feature of his attitude at the moment.
"I assure you I didn't turn Mrs. Hampton into a wolf; nothing was farther
from my intentions," he protested.
"Then where is she, and how came that animal into the conservatory?"
demanded the Colonel.
"Of course we must accept your assurance that you didn't turn Mrs.
Hampton into a wolf," said Clovis politely, "but you will agree that
appearances are against you."
"Are we to have all these recriminations with that beast standing there
ready to tear us to pieces?" wailed Mavis indignantly.
"Lord Pabham, you know a good deal about wild beasts--" suggested Colonel
Hampton.
"The wild beasts that I have been accustomed to," said Lord Pabham, "have
come with proper credentials from well-known dealers, or have been bred
in my own menagerie. I've never before been confronted with an animal
that walks unconcernedly out of an azalea bush, leaving a charming and
popular hostess unaccounted for. As far as one can judge from _outward_
characteristics," he continued, "it has the appearance of a well-grown
female of the North American timber-wolf, a variety of the common species
_canis lupus_."
"Oh, never mind its Latin name," screamed Mavis, as the beast came a step
or two further into the room; "can't you entice it away with food, and
shut it up where it can't do any harm?"
"If it is really Mrs.


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