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Shaw, George Bernard, 1856-1950

"You Never Can Tell"


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You Never Can Tell
by [George] Bernard Shaw


Act I
In a dentist's operating room on a fine August morning in 1896. Not
the usual tiny London den, but the best sitting room of a furnished
lodging in a terrace on the sea front at a fashionable watering place.
The operating chair, with a gas pump and cylinder beside it, is half way
between the centre of the room and one of the corners.


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